A MAN STEALS 3-FOOT DILDO IN LAS VAGAS
A man making off with a BIG dildo without paying, and even though the whole caper's on camera ... it might be tough to get this guy.
July 14 in broad daylight and surveillance footage shows him calmly strolling into the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas ... and walking out with the massive sex toy slung over his shoulder.
This is not your average dildo ... it stands a whopping 3-feet tall, weighs in at an impressive 40 pounds and goes by the name Moby Dick.
we do not know what had in mind, we're guessing, but ya get the point: the suspect is packing! Big time.
According to the police report, the guy -- whose ID was concealed by a face mask -- crammed the phallus into a white car, similar to a Dodge Caliber, and made a clean getaway.
It's a pretty lucrative haul ... Moby goes for a cool $1,200, retail.
Deja Vu is now offering a cash reward for any info leading to Moby Dick's return. Little incentive for all you amateur Ahabs out there.